I have never

Skipped school today and headed down to the universities school
of fine arts and watched a girls performance for her art.

She was playing the drinking game "I have never" with herself, and got
the audience to put i have never...'s in the box.

Amixture of immature, funny, sexual and horrible ones were in there.

1. I have never had afternoon tea with an elephant
2. I have never been mesmorised by oranges.
3. I have never kissed a girl (giggle, drink)
4. I have never fucked. (drink)
5. I have neveer had sex for revenge. (drink)
6. I have never had sex outside the burnside high school
art dept. (drink)
7. I have never fabtasised over a family member
8. I have never thought about a lecturer in a sexual way (drink)

after a bottle and half of red later, in 45 mins, she was done.
It was all about power being out of her hands and self admittance.

was amusing, and interesting with crowd reactions, etc.

well worth skipping sculpture for!